{"product_id":"witty-guide-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Witty Guide Novelty Christmas Ornament for Friends Gift","description":"A bold, tongue-in-cheek ornament that turns any holiday display into a conversation starter. The printed quote, \"I'm a guide. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity,\" sits proudly on a white, 2.75-inch circle, instantly letting guests know the giver has a sharp sense of humor.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for friends who appreciate a good laugh, this piece fits perfectly on a Christmas tree, mantle, or even a desk. Its lightweight MDF core and high-gloss plastic finish make it sturdy enough for everyday handling while keeping the colors bright and vivid, so the joke never fades.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ornament measures 1\/8 inch thick and weighs only 0.5 ounces, making it easy to hang with the included festive gold cord. The edge-to-edge sublimation process ensures the text and design stay sharp, even after months of holiday use. Its durable construction means it can survive the hustle of a busy household with children or pets.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive this witty keepsake as a Christmas present to a friend, coworker, or family member who loves a playful jab. It's a memorable gift that will keep the holiday spirit lively and the smiles coming. Grab yours and add a touch of clever humor to your festive décor.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for friends who love a sharp edge of humor, this circular ornament fits perfectly on any holiday tree or mantle. It offers a playful nod to the guide spirit that keeps the atmosphere light and the room lively.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among holiday planners, this ornament celebrates the season with a touch of sarcasm that resonates during family gatherings and festive parties. Its festive gold cord makes hanging effortless and stress-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF wood with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament stands up to everyday handling while keeping the printed quote vivid and bright. The edge-to-edge sublimation ensures no fading over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among friends who appreciate a good joke, the printed quote 'I'm a guide. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.' delivers a playful punch that sparks conversation and smiles in any setting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours today and add a splash of humor to your holiday décor, turning every glance into a shared chuckle that brightens the season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67911503806712,"sku":"PTM-209-15-391275","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_391275_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1793405993","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/witty-guide-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}