{"product_id":"witty-housekeeper-christmas-ornament-gift-for-friends","title":"Housekeeper Can't Fix Stupid People Christmas Ornament Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis 2.75-inch heart-shaped Christmas ornament is designed as a humorous gift for housekeepers and cleaning professionals. It features the witty message, \"I may be a housekeeper, but I can't fix stupid people,\" capturing the sharp wit of daily work life. With a high-gloss finish and edge-to-edge sublimation print, the ornament adds festive sparkle and sharp holiday humor to any tree or mantle.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurable MDF Construction\u003c\/b\u003e: Crafted from sturdy medium-density fiberboard with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring the ornament resists breakage and remains lightweight for homes with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVibrant Sublimation Print\u003c\/b\u003e: The bold black text against a white background is printed using sublimation technology, keeping the message vivid and legible through many holiday seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCompact Heart Design\u003c\/b\u003e: Measuring 2.75 inches, the elegant shape is compact enough for small branches yet substantial enough to be a noticeable decoration in classic or contemporary decor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGold Cord Hanging\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a festive gold cord loop at the top, making it effortless to hang on Christmas trees, wreaths, or wall hooks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament transforms a daily chore into a bold holiday statement, providing a thoughtful and funny gift that sparks conversation and laughter among friends and family. Unlike fragile ceramic alternatives, the durable MDF material ensures long-lasting enjoyment without the worry of shattering. It serves as a versatile addition to festive celebrations, honoring the hardworking spirit of the recipient while delivering a memorable holiday laugh that brightens the season.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50203359871224,"sku":"PTM-209-17-178496","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_178496_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787363511","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/witty-housekeeper-christmas-ornament-gift-for-friends","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}