{"product_id":"witty-landscape-designer-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Landscape Designer Ornament Coolest Men Funny Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis white oval Christmas ornament features the witty phrase \"All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Landscape Designer,\" capturing the humor of the profession for landscape designers and enthusiasts. It serves as a conversation starter and a thoughtful keepsake for the holiday season, appealing to those who appreciate a clever twist on classic sayings.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial and Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish and edge-to-edge sublimation print that keeps the message vibrant year after year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick in a classic, smooth oval shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Accessory:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a festive gold cord for easy display on Christmas trees, mantels, or as a desk accessory.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability and Safety:\u003c\/b\u003e Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a safe choice for homes with children or pets compared to ceramic or glass ornaments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament transforms a standard holiday decoration into a playful gift that celebrates the creative spirit of landscaping professionals. Whether used for tree decorating, mantel displays, or office accents, the sturdy construction ensures the witty text is preserved without the risk of shattering. It provides a memorable token that adds a touch of humor to seasonal gatherings, ensuring the recipient receives a unique item that sparkles both visually and conversationally.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50183096500472,"sku":"PTM-209-18-15709","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_15709_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787103563","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/witty-landscape-designer-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}