{"product_id":"witty-mixologist-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Witty Mixologist Novelty Christmas Ornament for Friends Gift","description":"For the mixologist who loves to stir up a good laugh, this snowflake ornament delivers a playful nod to their craft. The bold quote, printed in crisp lettering, sits atop a polished stainless-steel shell that catches the light like a tiny constellation. Its 3.14-inch diameter makes it a wonderful size for a tree or a tabletop display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHoliday shoppers seeking a unique surprise will find this piece a standout. It's ideal for gifting to friends, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a spirited conversation over a cocktail. The ornament's shatterproof construction ensures it stays safe even when it's the center of attention at a party.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from premium stainless steel, the ornament boasts a sleek, mirror-like finish that resists scratches and tarnish. Its durable build means it can survive the hustle of holiday décor changes, making it a lasting keepsake that will be displayed year after year.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're looking for a witty gift that sparks conversation or a holiday keepsake that reflects a love of cocktails, this ornament delivers. Make it yours today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for friends who love to stir up fun, this ornament celebrates the spirited life of a mixologist. It's the wonderful addition to any holiday décor that sparks conversation and laughter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for Christmas celebrations, the ornament shines bright on the tree or as a tabletop accent. Its playful vibe makes it an ideal surprise for holiday parties, gifting joy to those who enjoy a good drink.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from premium stainless steel, the 3.14-inch diameter piece is shatterproof and durable. Its sleek finish ensures it withstands the holiday hustle while remaining a polished keepsake.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen you hang this ornament, the printed quote—'Mixologist. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.'—reminds the wearer that confidence can be shared with humor, turning a simple decoration into a statement of personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours and let the holiday season sparkle with a touch of bartender bravado, and enjoy the festive glow that celebrates every spirited moment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Silver","offer_id":50395424555256,"sku":"PTM-209-20-298377","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/snowflake_ornament_1_298377_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788226299","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/witty-mixologist-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}