{"product_id":"witty-porter-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift-holiday","title":"Porter Coolest Star Christmas Ornament Funny Holiday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nAdd a dash of clever humor to your holiday décor with this white star-shaped ornament featuring the bold message, \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a porter.\" Designed as a playful conversation starter, this 3.25-inch keepsake is perfect for professional porters, hospitality fans, or friends who appreciate a witty twist on traditional Christmas decorations.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eInspirational Quote:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the sublimation printed text, \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a porter,\" centered on a clean white background for maximum readability.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurable Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from a solid MDF core with a high-gloss finish that protects the design from scratches, fading, and everyday wear.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCompact Dimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures 3.25 inches in height and 1\/8 inch in thickness, offering a lightweight yet substantial presence that fits neatly on tree branches, mantles, or shelves.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEasy Display:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a festive gold cord loop for effortless hanging and versatile placement across various holiday settings.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e Utilizes edge-to-edge sublimation technology to ensure bright, vivid colors that remain sharp over time.\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament serves as an ideal humorous gift for coworkers, classmates, or friends in the service industry who enjoy quirky décor. Its lightweight and sturdy MDF build ensures safety around pets and curious children, resisting breakage if accidentally dropped. The high-gloss finish not only protects the design but also catches light to make the quote a standout centerpiece at holiday parties. Whether hung on a Christmas tree, a home office wall, or a mantlepiece, this decoration provides a memorable reminder that a little wit can brighten the festive season, making it a perfect present for someone who appreciates style and humor.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50177492844792,"sku":"PTM-209-16-20873","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/star_ornament_20873_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787012526","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/witty-porter-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift-holiday","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}