{"product_id":"witty-trainer-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Witty Trainer Novelty Christmas Ornament for Friends Gift","description":"Trainer. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right. This bold, witty message climbs the tree with a confident edge, turning a simple white oval into a statement piece that sparks conversation at every holiday gathering. The high-gloss finish reflects light, making the words pop against any backdrop.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for fitness coaches, personal trainers, or anyone who loves a sharp sense of humor, this ornament fits birthdays, promotions, or holiday celebrations. It's a wonderful gift for the trainer who never backs down, the trainer who keeps clients motivated, or the instructor who brings energy to every session.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe bright, edge-to-edge print ensures the quote stays crisp all year long. Crafted from durable MDF with a glossy plastic coating, the ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, giving it a solid feel while remaining lightweight. The sublimation process delivers vivid colors that won't fade, and the included gold cord makes hanging effortless.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's safe for homes with kids or pets, so the trainer can enjoy the holiday cheer without worry. Celebrate the trainer's confidence this Christmas with a gift that speaks louder than a whistle. Add it to your cart today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for trainers who love a sharp sense of humor. This oval ornament delivers a playful reminder that every workout can be fun while keeping the gym vibe lively.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for holiday decorating on the Christmas tree. It adds a witty touch to the tree, making it a memorable centerpiece for family gatherings and festive celebrations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight 3.25-inch oval is edge-to-edge sublimated for bright, vivid colors and comes with a gold cord for easy hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among trainers, this ornament showcases the quote, 'Trainer. I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right.' It brings a chuckle to the gym and a spark of confidence to the day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and let this humorous trainer ornament become the highlight of your holiday décor, adding a touch of wit to every festive moment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50256689398008,"sku":"PTM-209-18-305636","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_305636_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788053870","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/witty-trainer-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}