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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the humor of the accounting world with this Circle Ornament—perfect for accountants, bookkeepers, and anyone who loves a retirement joke. It features the exact message: "Caution: I'm A Retired Accountant. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!"
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, designed for lasting color and a clean, polished look.
- Shape & Design: Circle ornament that showcases a bold, playful retirement message tailored for the accounting community.
- Finish: Bright, vivid colors enhanced by a durable high-gloss coating to stay striking year after year.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for quick, easy display on the Christmas tree or in a holiday display.
- Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy, with a finish that resists everyday wear in homes with kids or pets.
- Ideal For: A thoughtful gift from colleagues to fellow accountants or from family members to someone who appreciates accounting humor; also suitable for office or home holiday décor.
This ornament adds personality to festive spaces, turning holiday decor into a small moment of levity between meetings. Its durable construction and cheerful design make it a reliable, year-after-year addition to a tree, desk, or bookshelf. Perfect for gifting to colleagues, retirees, or anyone who loves a good accounting joke—and it’s easy to hang and enjoy right away.
