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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A seasonal keepsake for anyone who appreciates humor in the workplace. This oval MDF ornament carries the exact message: "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become An Apartment Manager".
- Material: MDF with a high-gloss finish for a polished, durable surface.
- Shape: Oval pendant designed to hang neatly on a tree branch or hook.
- Finish: White base with bold, easy-to-read print that resists fading.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for simple display and a touch of shine.
- Durability: Lightweight construction suitable for households with kids or pets.
Perfect for decorating Christmas trees, desks, or mantels, this ornament makes a playful yet thoughtful gift for coworkers, friends, or family members who work in property management or related fields. Its durable MDF build supports year‑over‑year use, turning a humorous compliment into a keepsake worth displaying beyond the holidays.
