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For the assistant who thrives on quick quips and clever comebacks, this heart-shaped ornament delivers a punch of humor that fits right into any holiday setting. The bright, vivid print showcases the quote in full, capturing the playful sarcasm that keeps coworkers laughing.
Ideal for Christmas tree displays, this lightweight ornament hangs effortlessly with its festive gold cord, making it a standout piece among traditional baubles. It's wonderful for gifting to a colleague, friend, or family member who appreciates a good joke and a memorable keepsake.
Made from sturdy MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, the ornament resists breakage and maintains its shine through countless holiday seasons. Its edge-to-edge sublimation ensures the colors stay vibrant, so the message remains as sharp as ever. The compact size allows it to fit neatly beside larger baubles, while the durable construction guarantees it will survive the hustle and bustle of holiday decorating. The gold cord adds a touch of elegance, making the ornament a wonderful accent for any tree style, from classic red and green to modern minimalist themes.
Add this witty holiday treasure to your tree and watch it spark conversation and laughter. Grab yours today and give a gift that will be remembered for years to come.
Assistant Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Gift
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Ideal for Christmas tree displays, this lightweight ornament hangs effortlessly with its festive gold cord, making it a standout piece among traditional baubles. It's wonderful for gifting to a colleague, friend, or family member who appreciates a good joke and a memorable keepsake.
Made from sturdy MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, the ornament resists breakage and maintains its shine through countless holiday seasons. Its edge-to-edge sublimation ensures the colors stay vibrant, so the message remains as sharp as ever. The compact size allows it to fit neatly beside larger baubles, while the durable construction guarantees it will survive the hustle and bustle of holiday decorating. The gold cord adds a touch of elegance, making the ornament a wonderful accent for any tree style, from classic red and green to modern minimalist themes.
Add this witty holiday treasure to your tree and watch it spark conversation and laughter. Grab yours today and give a gift that will be remembered for years to come.
- Great for the assistant who loves a sharp wit, this ornament celebrates his daily banter with a playful twist that brightens every office break room and living room alike.
- A favorite among holiday shoppers, this Christmas tree decor fits perfectly on any tree, adding a touch of humor to the season while complementing festive lights and garlands.
- Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight heart ornament resists breakage and stays bright through many holidays, making it a reliable keepsake for years to come.
- The printed quote, 'I'm an assistant. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity,' delivers a sharp, witty reminder of everyday office banter that will spark smiles and chuckles at every gathering.
- Grab yours now and add a clever, heart-shaped laugh to your holiday décor, ensuring this unique gift becomes a cherished conversation starter for years ahead.
