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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the dedication of the athletic trainer in your life with a heart-shaped ornament that blends holiday charm with personality. Featuring the bold message: "Don't Trust An Athletic Trainer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot," this piece is designed to stand out in any Christmas display.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and shine
- Printing: Edge-to-edge printing in vibrant colors for eye-catching detail
- Shape: Heart ornament that adds a festive, personal touch to any space
- Design: Includes the quoted message "Don't Trust An Athletic Trainer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot" to showcase personality
- Cord: Festive gold cord for an easy, ready-to-hang decoration
This ornament brightens a home’s holiday décor with humor and personality, and it’s a thoughtful way to show appreciation for the athletic trainer in your life. Its durable construction and vibrant print help it remain a festive focal point in a room or on a tree, year after year.
