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A heart-shaped ornament that bursts with a playful edge, this keepsake turns the holiday tree into a stage for witty banter. The printed line, 'I'm an attendant. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity,' delivers a sharp, tongue-in-cheek punch that will have guests chuckling as they admire the bright, vivid design.
Designed for the husband who loves sarcasm, the friend who thrives on irony, or the parent who enjoys a clever quip, this Christmas ornament fits perfectly into any festive setting. Its lightweight MDF construction and high-gloss finish ensure it stays bright and sturdy, even in homes with curious pets or energetic children.
The ornament measures 2.75 inches tall, 1/8 inch thick, and weighs just half an ounce, making it easy to hang with the included gold cord. The edge-to-edge sublimation process locks in the colors, so the message remains sharp and clear throughout the holiday season and beyond.
Give a gift that sparks conversation and laughter this Christmas. The printed quote, delivered in crisp, vivid detail, will become a memorable highlight of the tree and a lasting reminder of the special bond between giver and recipient. Grab yours and add a touch of humor to your holiday décor.
Attendant Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Bright Vivid Gift
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Designed for the husband who loves sarcasm, the friend who thrives on irony, or the parent who enjoys a clever quip, this Christmas ornament fits perfectly into any festive setting. Its lightweight MDF construction and high-gloss finish ensure it stays bright and sturdy, even in homes with curious pets or energetic children.
The ornament measures 2.75 inches tall, 1/8 inch thick, and weighs just half an ounce, making it easy to hang with the included gold cord. The edge-to-edge sublimation process locks in the colors, so the message remains sharp and clear throughout the holiday season and beyond.
Give a gift that sparks conversation and laughter this Christmas. The printed quote, delivered in crisp, vivid detail, will become a memorable highlight of the tree and a lasting reminder of the special bond between giver and recipient. Grab yours and add a touch of humor to your holiday décor.
- Great for anyone who loves a sharp sense of humor and appreciates a unique holiday keepsake. It celebrates the playful bond between giver and recipient, sparking smiles at every glance.
- Ideal for Christmas celebrations where a witty twist brightens the tree and invites conversation. It adds a memorable touch to the holiday décor, making each gathering more lively.
- Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight ornament resists breakage and stays vibrant year after year, ensuring it remains a cherished part of your tree.
- When you hang it, the printed words—'I'm an attendant. my level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.'—spark laughter and remind you of shared moments, turning ordinary décor into a conversation starter.
- Grab yours now and let the holiday cheer stay as sharp as the message it carries, adding a touch of humor that will be remembered for years.
