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Celebrate the love of reading and the craft of writing with this playful Author Heart Ornament—an ideal gift for book lovers, writers, and bibliophiles who enjoy a touch of humor on their shelves or tree.
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF heart with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting durability and a polished look.
- Printing Method: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers vibrant, fade-resistant color from every angle.
- Design & Quote: Bold, easy-to-read statement: "Author. Because Freakin' genius Is Not An Official Job Title." printed front to back with crisp detail.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold hanging cord for quick display on a Christmas tree, doorway wreath, or wall hook.
- Weight & Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy, designed to withstand everyday handling in homes with kids or pets.
- Gift-Ready Appeal: Perfect for authors, readers, librarians, and book lovers—great as a Christmas gift, stocking stuffer, or special occasion keepsake.
- Display Possibilities: Suited for desks, shelves, mantels, or tree displays to add personality to any space.
This ornament turns a simple space into a conversation piece, celebrating both the joy of reading and the pride of writing. Its durable build and vivid print keep the joke legible year after year, making it a memorable keepsake to cherish for holidays or everyday display.
