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Celebrate the wit of writers with this oval Author Ornament, crafted for authors, writers, and book lovers who appreciate a good laugh. It proudly displays the line: "Author. Because Freaking Genius Is Not An Official Job Title."
- Shape: Oval ornament
- Material: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and shine
- Print Quality: Vibrant, long-lasting print that resists fading
- Weight & Display: Lightweight design that’s easy to hang on a Christmas tree, in a writing nook, or on a wall hook
- Ideal For: Gift for authors, writers, editors, and book lovers; great for Christmas, acknowledgments, or office decor
- Care: Simple wipe-clean surface to keep the quote looking sharp
This ornament isn’t just decor—it’s a thoughtful nod to creativity. The durable MDF core and premium print ensure the joke stays bright for years, making it a memorable keepsake for the author in your life. Its lightweight construction makes it easy to move between the tree, desk, or shelf, so you can enjoy a touch of literary humor wherever you display it.
