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Funny Author Star Ornament, 'Author Because Freaking' genius Is Not An Official Job Title' Gifts from Friends for Author - Image 1
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Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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The Author Star Ornament is a durable, star-shaped keepsake designed for writers, editors, and book lovers who appreciate a witty nod to the writing life. It blends a playful message with a polished finish, making it a standout addition to trees, desks, or mantels.

  • Shape: Star-shaped ornament that fits beautifully on Christmas trees, desks, mantels, or shelves.
  • Material & finish: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for a bright, durable look.
  • Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers vivid, long-lasting color with no visible margins.
  • Message: Features the humorous line “Author Because Freakin’ Genius Is Not An Official Job Title” in bold typography.
  • Hanging cord: Includes a festive gold cord for effortless display and gifting.
  • Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy, designed to withstand busy homes with kids or pets while maintaining its shine.
  • Gift-ready: Ready-to-gift right out of the box; suitable for male or female authors and book lovers alike.

This ornament goes beyond decoration—it's a daily dose of motivation and a lighthearted tribute to the craft. The vivid print stays bright year after year, while the compact, versatile design makes it easy to display on a tree, desk, or shelf. The included gold cord adds a touch of festive charm, making it an ideal Christmas gift or a thoughtful present for any writer, editor, or devoted reader in your life.

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