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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Make a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement with a bracelet designed for bankers and graduates who value wit and style. The message on the band reads: "I May Be A Banker, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."
- Clasp: Glide-lock clasp for secure closure and easy, micro-adjustable fit.
- Materials: Silicone and metal components with silver-tone and black stainless steel accents.
- Color: Black strap with polished silver-tone hardware for versatile wear.
- Adjustability: Designed to fit a wide range of wrist sizes via its glide-lock mechanism.
- Packaging: Premium gift bag included for gifting.
- Durability: Built to resist daily wear, rust, and tarnish.
- Occasions: Ideal as a graduation gift, promotion gift, or playful desk-side joke.
The bracelet turns a milestone into a moment of humor without sacrificing everyday usability. The glide-lock closure delivers a comfortable, secure fit as you move from meetings to after-hours events. Its durable, low-maintenance design pairs with smart-casual looks and serves as a memorable keepsake for the banker in your life.
