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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the craft with a star-shaped Christmas ornament designed for the carpenter in your life and the friends who appreciate a good laugh. This white star ornament features a bold, witty carpentry quote that stands out on any tree, mantel, or garland.
- Material: Durable MDF with a high-gloss finish for a clean, lasting look.
- Shape: Classic star design that complements holiday decor and workshop-inspired displays.
- Color and Typography: White base with bold, easy-to-read black lettering for clear readability.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for effortless display and a touch of shimmer.
- Quote: Features the humorous line “Because I am the Carpenter. That's Why.” in an impactful, legible font.
- Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy, designed to withstand regular holiday decorating and handling.
This ornament delivers more than decoration—it brings personality and a nod to the carpenter’s pride. It’s an ideal gift for professionals, friends, and family who value craftsmanship, plus a fun addition to home or shop decor during Christmas and beyond. A thoughtful keepsake that blends humor with craftsmanship, ready to be hung and enjoyed year after year.
