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The Biologist Tumbler is a rugged, double-wall vacuum-insulated stainless steel tumbler designed for biologists and science enthusiasts who love a good joke. It proudly features the message: "Biologist. Because Freaking' genius Is Not An Official Job Title." Perfect for daily coffee, iced tea, or any beverage on the go.
- Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to match your caffeine needs and daily routine.
- Material & Finish: Premium stainless steel with a durable powder-coated exterior for a secure grip and lasting durability.
- Insulation: Vacuum-insulated construction keeps drinks hot or cold for hours, so you stay fueled during long lab sessions or fieldwork.
- Lid & Spill Protection: Thoughtful lid design helps minimize spills while you move between tasks or travel.
- Care: Easy to clean by hand, with the exterior finish designed to resist wear and tear over time.
- Gift-Ready Appeal: A unique, humorous statement that biologists and science lovers will appreciate, making it a memorable gift for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or milestones.
This tumbler solves the everyday challenge of maintaining the right temperature on busy days—from early-morning lab prep to long field notes. The sturdy stainless steel and powder-coated finish resist dings and provide a comfortable grip, while the 20oz/30oz capacity reduces the need for constant refills. The playful quote adds personality without compromising practicality, turning a practical drinkware choice into a thoughtful, shareable moment for the biologist in your life. Use it at the lab bench, on assignment, or during a commute—it's built to accompany scientists through days of discovery and curiosity.
Features and details:
- Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
- Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
- Clear, spill-resistant lid included
- Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
Available sizes:
- 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
- 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration