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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Brighten mornings with a punchy, Birman-cat-loving mug that delivers a laugh with every sip. This bold black ceramic cup showcases the cheeky line “My Birman And I Talk Shit About You,” turning coffee breaks into a smile-worthy moment for Dad, friends, or any Birman cat enthusiast.
- Bold, high-contrast typography on a durable matte-black ceramic finish that stays legible through daily use.
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to match your caffeine needs or tea rituals.
- Microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday convenience and easy cleanup.
- Ergonomic handle and balanced weight for a comfortable grip during long chats with your Birman.
- Conversation-starting gift—perfect for Dad on Father’s Day or any Birman cat lover.
Care/fit: The 11oz option offers a compact, classic mug feel, while the 15oz option delivers a fuller pour—both are easy to warm up and enjoy.
Shipping & Returns: Fast processing and easy returns help you shop with confidence, whether you’re treating a loved one or upgrading your own mug rack.
