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OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the essential role of keeping information flowing with this white ceramic mug displaying the statement, 'All men are created equal but the coolest become a database administrator.' Designed specifically for data wizards and tech professionals, this vessel acts as a tangible badge of honor that honors the precision and maintenance skills inherent in database management.
- Material: Crafted from sturdy, durable ceramic designed for daily longevity.
- Sizes: Available in practical 11oz or 15oz capacities to suit different fluid preferences.
- Care Instructions: Safe for microwave heating and dishwasher cycles for easy routine cleaning.
- Design: Features a clean white finish allowing the black typographic message to remain the focal point.
- Heat Retention: Constructed to withstand the temperature of hot beverages like espresso, latte, or tea.
This mug provides a convenient solution for honoring colleagues on birthdays, thanking team leads for their contributions, or acknowledging a milestone within your professional network. Rather than a disposable novelty, its robust construction ensures the cup remains pristine through countless morning coffee rituals and intense workdays. The straightforward design reduces visual clutter on desks or kitchen counters while offering a comforting pause amid the digital grind of server management.
