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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This humorous accessory serves as a badge of pride specifically designed for barbers and their enthusiasts who appreciate a bold sense of humor. Featuring the distinct inscription, "I'm a barber. Just like a normal barber except much hotter," the keychain transforms a simple item into a conversation starter.
- Material: Constructed from heavy-duty stainless steel to provide long-term durability.
- Dimensions: Measures 1.57 by 0.87 inches, ensuring a compact profile for easy clipping.
- Design: Black-finished surface with laser-engraved white lettering for high contrast visibility.
- Hardware: Includes a reliable loop attachment suitable for standard key rings or bag zippers.
The robust stainless steel construction resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration, keeping the sharp lines of the engraved message crisp even with frequent handling. Its lightweight, pocket-friendly design makes it a practical addition to any daily kit, while the witty wording allows owners to project confidence and maintain a playful reputation regardless of the setting.
