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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This two-tone ceramic mug is a humorous companion for mixologists and anyone who enjoys adding a little wit to their daily coffee ritual. Featuring the bold quote "All men are created equal but the coolest become a mixologist," it serves as a playful gift for birthday celebrants and cocktail enthusiasts.
- Humorous Typography: The mug displays the text "All men are created equal but the coolest become a mixologist" in bold lettering, adding a touch of comedy to morning brews or evening drinks.
- Two-Tone Options: Available in four elegant color pairs—black and white, red and white, navy and white, and pink and white—each features a contrasting interior and handle for a stylish, modern look.
- Durable Construction: Crafted from sturdy ceramic with a smooth surface that feels reassuring in hand and promises longevity through daily use.
- 11oz Capacity: Designed to hold 11 ounces, making it the perfect size for standard coffee cups or mixing practice.
- Easy Care: The mug is both microwave and dishwasher safe, ensuring the print stays bright and the vessel remains functional for years.
Designed to spark conversation, this mug is an ideal present for birthdays, housewarmings, or casual office breaks. Whether savoring a quiet morning or crafting liquid art, the durable construction withstands daily use without losing its finish. The contrasting tones reflect the balance found in a great cocktail, while the reliable size makes it a practical addition to any kitchen. It is a versatile keepsake that blends everyday comfort with a good joke, ensuring every sip comes with a smile.
