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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Designed for writers and literature lovers, this distinctive holiday ornament turns a festive tradition into a celebration of creativity. Centered on a crisp white oval background, the bold text reads "All men are created equal but the coolest become an author," serving as a witty conversation starter for family gatherings.
- Material Finish: Constructed from durable MDF with a smooth, high-gloss plastic coating that safeguards against chips and scratches.
- Dimensions: Features a compact 3.25-inch oval size that fits perfectly on any tree branch without taking over the arrangement.
- Digital Print: Uses edge-to-edge sublimation technology to deliver sharp, long-lasting colors that resist fading season after season.
- Hanging Kit: Comes equipped with a pre-attached gold cord, allowing you to hang it immediately upon receipt without extra tools.
Built to withstand active homes, this decoration remains sturdy enough to handle bumps from children or pets while maintaining its pristine appearance. It functions as both a personal reminder of literary ambition and a thoughtful gift for established authors or aspiring novelists celebrating birthdays and Christmas milestones. The lightweight design ensures easy placement anywhere in your home décor, adding a touch of humor and inspiration to your holiday atmosphere.
