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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This novelty 11-ounce ceramic mug delivers a playful gift for baseball umpires and fans, featuring the bold printed quote: "I'm an umpire. Just like a normal umpire except much hotter." Designed to bring a laugh to morning routines and office breaks, it serves as a humorous companion for coffee, tea, or hot cocoa enthusiasts who appreciate the quirky side of the game.
- Design & Style: Available in four two-tone color pairings—black-white, red-white, navy-white, and pink-white—with a clean, bold font for high readability and modern appeal.
- Material & Capacity: Crafted from high-quality ceramic in a standard 11-ounce size, providing a sturdy vessel that is perfect for daily hot beverages.
- Maintenance: Both microwave and dishwasher safe, ensuring the mug is easy to clean and convenient for reheating morning coffee.
- Construction: The sturdy ceramic build guarantees durability for everyday use, resisting wear and tear while maintaining its glossy finish.
Whether celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or simply acknowledging a loved one's love for the sport, this mug offers a practical yet funny addition to any kitchen. It turns ordinary coffee moments into lighthearted celebrations, reminding the user that even the toughest calls can be served with a smile. The durable construction guarantees a reliable vessel for daily enjoyment, making it a perfect conversation starter for anyone who enjoys a good laugh while sipping their favorite brew. Ideal for gifting to teammates, family, or friends, it brings a touch of humor and warmth to the field and beyond.
