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Brighten your holiday with a playful nod to your Border Collie. The "My Border Collie And I Talk Shit About You" Oval Ornament is designed for Border Collie lovers who want humor and heart in equal measure, whether you’re decorating your Christmas tree or displaying it in another favorite spot.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge Sublimation printing delivers bright, vibrant colors that won’t fade over time.
- Shape & Design: Oval ornament featuring the cheeky message to showcase personality.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for quick, ready-to-hang display.
- Durability & Weight: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, ideal for holiday decor that lasts year after year.
- Gift-Ready: A thoughtful, humorous gift for Border Collie owners, enthusiasts, and dog lovers alike.
This ornament adds warmth and humor to your holiday decor while honoring the special bond you share with your Border Collie. The edge-to-edge print ensures a bold statement on any tree, mantel, or garland, and the durable MDF construction is built to withstand years of festive use. Whether you’re shopping for a Border Collie-loving friend or simply treating yourself, this ornament is a memorable keepsake that sparks smiles and conversation each season.
