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Chemist Star Ornament Do Not Make Me Use Christmas Gift

Sale price  $19.95 Regular price  $39.99
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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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This star-shaped holiday ornament offers a playful scientific twist to your tree décor, designed specifically for science enthusiasts and chemistry lovers. Featuring the printed message "Do not make me use my chemist voice," it serves as a standout piece that adds humor to any festive celebration.

  • Dimensions and Material: Measuring 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, the ornament is crafted from durable MDF (engineered wood) with a high-gloss finish to ensure strength and a smooth surface.
  • Vivid Print: Showcases a sublimated print of the phrase "Do not make me use my chemist voice" in clear black text, providing a engaging visual contrast against the white background.
  • Ready to Display: Includes a festive gold cord threaded through a top hole, allowing for easy hanging on Christmas trees, mantles, or door knockers.
  • Durable and Safe: The lightweight yet sturdy construction resists breakage and remains safe to use around children and pets during holiday decorating.

Whether you are gifting this to a chemistry teacher, a scientist parent, or a friend who enjoys lab humor, it delivers both charm and personality. The durable build ensures the ornament remains a lasting keepsake that stays vivid through years of use, while the witty text adds a conversational element to your holiday gatherings. Perfect for sparkling up your tree with a dash of science, this ornament makes a delightful gift that celebrates the season with a unique twist.

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