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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Show off your Chihuahua pride with a durable, witty keychain that travels wherever you go.
- Engraved stainless steel keychain featuring the quote “Proud Parent Of A Chihuahua That Is Sometimes An asshole And That's Okay” for a bold, playful statement.
- Ruggedly durable finish resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration, so it stays bright and legible through daily use.
- Versatile everyday accessory attaches to keys, backpacks, or purses, keeping your favorite pup top of mind without added bulk.
- Perfect for gifting—a humorous yet heartfelt pick for Father's Day, Chihuahua lovers, or friends who adore the breed.
- Conversation starter that celebrates the candid charm of small dogs and the big personalities that come with them.
Care/fit: wipe with a soft cloth to maintain shine; designed as a compact, everyday keychain that fits standard key rings.
Shipping & returns: fast shipping with hassle-free returns for a risk-free gift idea.
