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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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This 2.75-inch heart ornament blends professional pride with holiday humor, designed for financial advisors and the people who gift them. It carries the exact message: "Financial Advisor. Because 'Freaking' Genius Is Not an Official Job Title."
- Size: 2.75-inch heart
- Material: Engineered wood core (MDF) with a high-gloss plastic finish
- Print: Edge-to-edge sublimation for bright, vivid colors
- Color/Design: White surface with bold black typography
- Hang Method: Festive gold hanging cord
- Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy; resistant to scratches
- Display Versatility: Ideal for Christmas trees, mantels, or office décor
A thoughtful gift for a partner, colleague, or family member who balances budgets with wit, this ornament adds festive charm without bulk. The edge-to-edge print stays bright year after year, while the smooth finish helps prevent scuffs from curious hands or pets. Its compact heart shape and lightweight build make it easy to place on delicate branches or small display shelves, and the gold cord complements traditional holiday lighting.
