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Imagine a sparkling snowflake hanging from your Christmas tree, its stainless steel surface catching every light. This ornament celebrates the everyday hero who tends the grounds, all while delivering a punchy reminder that coffee fuels their day. It's a playful nod to the quiet dedication that keeps gardens thriving and a touch of holiday sparkle.
This gift is great for friends, family, or coworkers who love a good laugh and appreciate the quiet dedication of a groundskeeper. Whether you're gifting it for a holiday party, a birthday, or simply to say thanks, it fits any celebration that values humor and hard work and laughter.
Made from premium stainless steel, the ornament measures 3.14 inches in diameter and is shatterproof, ensuring it survives the bustle of holiday décor and the occasional playful tug. The printed quote, 'Don't trust a groundskeeper that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot,' adds a bold, candid laugh that resonates with teens and adults alike and its sleek finish makes it a standout piece.
Let this unique snowflake ornament become a cherished holiday keepsake that reminds the recipient of their favorite groundskeeper's wit and the importance of a good cup of coffee. It's a conversation starter that will brighten any tree and bring a smile to anyone who sees it and it will be a treasured addition to any holiday décor. Add to cart today.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This gift is great for friends, family, or coworkers who love a good laugh and appreciate the quiet dedication of a groundskeeper. Whether you're gifting it for a holiday party, a birthday, or simply to say thanks, it fits any celebration that values humor and hard work and laughter.
Made from premium stainless steel, the ornament measures 3.14 inches in diameter and is shatterproof, ensuring it survives the bustle of holiday décor and the occasional playful tug. The printed quote, 'Don't trust a groundskeeper that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot,' adds a bold, candid laugh that resonates with teens and adults alike and its sleek finish makes it a standout piece.
Let this unique snowflake ornament become a cherished holiday keepsake that reminds the recipient of their favorite groundskeeper's wit and the importance of a good cup of coffee. It's a conversation starter that will brighten any tree and bring a smile to anyone who sees it and it will be a treasured addition to any holiday décor. Add to cart today.
- Loved by office staff, this durable snowflake ornament celebrates the holiday season while honoring the hardworking groundskeeper who loves coffee and humor. It hangs proudly on any tree, adding a touch of playful resilience everywhere.
- Great for a Christmas gathering, it adds a playful twist to the tree, making it a memorable centerpiece for friends and family alike. Its stainless steel finish ensures it stays bright through holiday lights and conversations.
- Crafted from premium stainless steel, this ornament is shatterproof and measures 3.14 inches in diameter. Its robust construction guarantees it survives holiday décor mishaps and remains a lasting keepsake for years to come.
- The printed quote, 'Don't trust a groundskeeper that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot,' delivers a laugh that resonates with teen humor and adult appreciation.
- Add to cart and give a gift that sparks conversation. This unique blend of coffee culture and garden pride will become a cherished holiday keepsake that reminds them of their favorite groundskeeper's wit.
