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If you know an insurance sales agent with a sharp wit and a love for coffee, you've found the great holiday keepsake. This isn't your typical sentimental ornament—it's a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the realities of the profession, offering a refreshing dose of humor for those who appreciate it.
This oval Christmas ornament is ideal for insurance sales agents, their colleagues, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh. It's a great gift for Christmas, office holiday parties, or even a fun stocking stuffer. Lovely for the agent who appreciates a bit of sarcasm and a strong cup of coffee, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face.
Measuring 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, this ornament is crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will last for many holiday seasons to come. The vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation print showcases the quote 'Don't Trust An Insurance Sales Agent That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' in all its glory, adding a touch of personality to any Christmas tree. It also arrives with a festive gold cord, making it easy to hang and enjoy.
This unique and humorous ornament is a fantastic way to celebrate the holidays with a special insurance agent in your life, creating a lasting memory and bringing a touch of laughter to their holiday season. Add this festive ornament to your cart now.
Christmas Gift Insurance Sales Agent Ornament, A Refreshingly Honest
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This oval Christmas ornament is ideal for insurance sales agents, their colleagues, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh. It's a great gift for Christmas, office holiday parties, or even a fun stocking stuffer. Lovely for the agent who appreciates a bit of sarcasm and a strong cup of coffee, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face.
Measuring 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, this ornament is crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will last for many holiday seasons to come. The vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation print showcases the quote 'Don't Trust An Insurance Sales Agent That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' in all its glory, adding a touch of personality to any Christmas tree. It also arrives with a festive gold cord, making it easy to hang and enjoy.
This unique and humorous ornament is a fantastic way to celebrate the holidays with a special insurance agent in your life, creating a lasting memory and bringing a touch of laughter to their holiday season. Add this festive ornament to your cart now.
- Celebrate the Christmas season with a humorous gift for the insurance sales professional in your life—this oval ornament is a fun and unexpected present for colleagues, clients.
- Christmas gatherings are the great opportunity to share a laugh and a unique present, making this oval ornament an exceptional choice for Secret Santa exchanges, white elephant parties.
- This oval ornament is meticulously crafted from durable MDF, a robust engineered wood product, and boasts a sleek, high-gloss plastic finish for lasting vibrancy.
- Express yourself with a touch of candor—the ornament proudly displays the quote, 'Don't Trust An Insurance Sales Agent That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot'.
- Secure this distinctive oval ornament now to present a truly unforgettable gift—its durable construction and vibrant print will ensure it remains a cherished holiday decoration for years to come.
