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Picture a crystal-clear glass of a signature cocktail resting beside a sparkling ornament that declares, 'I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.' This playful keepsake turns any Christmas tree into a toast to the mixologist in your life.
Ideal for the home bartender who loves a dash of humor, this ornament makes a memorable Christmas gift for her. Whether she's hosting a holiday party or simply enjoying a quiet evening, the bright, edge-to-edge print adds a lively touch to any setting.
The ornament's glossy surface reflects holiday lights, creating a subtle sparkle that complements any tree style. Its lightweight design means it won't strain fragile branches, while the sturdy MDF core guarantees it will endure many seasons of holiday cheer. Even after years of being hung and handled, the high-gloss finish resists scratches and keeps the vibrant print intact, making it a lasting reminder of the joy you shared.
When the tree lights flicker, this playful quote will catch the eye of every guest, sparking conversation and laughter. It's more than a decoration; it honors the mixologist's craft and confidence. Get one today.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Ideal for the home bartender who loves a dash of humor, this ornament makes a memorable Christmas gift for her. Whether she's hosting a holiday party or simply enjoying a quiet evening, the bright, edge-to-edge print adds a lively touch to any setting.
The ornament's glossy surface reflects holiday lights, creating a subtle sparkle that complements any tree style. Its lightweight design means it won't strain fragile branches, while the sturdy MDF core guarantees it will endure many seasons of holiday cheer. Even after years of being hung and handled, the high-gloss finish resists scratches and keeps the vibrant print intact, making it a lasting reminder of the joy you shared.
When the tree lights flicker, this playful quote will catch the eye of every guest, sparking conversation and laughter. It's more than a decoration; it honors the mixologist's craft and confidence. Get one today.
- Designed for the spirited mixologist who loves a clever twist, this ornament brings a playful edge to any holiday décor. It celebrates her passion for crafting cocktails while adding a touch of personality to the tree.
- Chosen by holiday shoppers looking for a unique Christmas gift, this keepsake shines on the tree during family gatherings. Its festive gold cord makes hanging effortless and adds a subtle sparkle to the season.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight circle measures 2.75 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick. The edge-to-edge sublimation print delivers vivid colors that stay bright year after year.
- When she sees the printed words, 'I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right,' she will smile and feel the playful confidence that fuels her mixology adventures. The quote captures her spirited spirit perfectly.
- Get one today and let her celebrate the holiday with a unique, witty keepsake that reflects her love for mixology today.
