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Christmas arrives with a splash of humor and a dash of guidance. This oval ornament, printed with the cheeky line "I'm A Guide. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity," sits proudly on any tree, turning heads and sparking laughs as the lights flicker. The high-gloss finish keeps the words bright, while the sturdy MDF base ensures it stays in place through the holiday season.
Who is this for? It's a lovely gift for the witty friend, the sarcastic coworker, or the family member who loves a good joke. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, a promotion, or simply the joy of the holidays, this ornament adds a playful twist to any gathering. The sender can feel confident that the recipient will appreciate the blend of humor and craftsmanship.
Made from durable MDF with a glossy finish, the ornament measures 3.25″ tall and 1/8″ thick, making it lightweight yet strong enough for homes with kids or pets. The edge-to-edge sublimation print guarantees vivid, long-lasting colors that won't fade. A festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, so the ornament can be displayed without hassle.
Wrap this gift in holiday cheer and watch the recipient's smile widen. Make it yours.
Christmas Gift Oval Ornament for Her Present I'm A Guide
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
MADE IN THE USA
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READY TO GIVE
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Who is this for? It's a lovely gift for the witty friend, the sarcastic coworker, or the family member who loves a good joke. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, a promotion, or simply the joy of the holidays, this ornament adds a playful twist to any gathering. The sender can feel confident that the recipient will appreciate the blend of humor and craftsmanship.
Made from durable MDF with a glossy finish, the ornament measures 3.25″ tall and 1/8″ thick, making it lightweight yet strong enough for homes with kids or pets. The edge-to-edge sublimation print guarantees vivid, long-lasting colors that won't fade. A festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, so the ornament can be displayed without hassle.
Wrap this gift in holiday cheer and watch the recipient's smile widen. Make it yours.
- Made for anyone who loves a sharp wit, this oval ornament brings a playful edge to any holiday decor, turning the tree into a conversation starter that delights guests and brightens the season with its clever charm.
- Lovely for Christmas celebrations, it adds a unique touch to the tree, sparking conversation among family and friends while showcasing a witty reminder that keeps the holiday spirit lively and memorable for everyone present.
- Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss finish, the sublimated print stays bright and vivid year after year, ensuring the ornament remains a lasting.
- A heartfelt reminder of the quote, 'I'm a guide. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity, ' it delivers humor with every glance, reminding the recipient that even in the midst of festive cheer.
- Add to cart and give a memorable Christmas gift that will keep the laughter going, ensuring this witty ornament becomes a cherished holiday treasure that brightens the tree and the hearts of those who receive it.
