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This heart-shaped ornament is a witty Christmas gift for magistrates and fans of courtroom humor, featuring the playful message, "I'm a magistrate. Just like a normal magistrate except much hotter." Designed to add a touch of personality to festive decor, it combines a classic shape with a bold, readable design on a pristine white background.
- Material and Finish: Crafted from a sturdy white MDF core with a high-gloss plastic coating to protect the print from scratches and daily wear.
- Dimensions: Measures 2.75 inches in height and 1/8 inch thick, weighing just half an ounce.
- Design Details: Features a crisp, edge-to-edge sublimation print with the humorous quote in clear text against the white surface.
- Accessories: Includes a festive gold cord for easy hanging on tree branches.
- Structure: The lightweight, compact heart shape ensures it hangs securely without tipping the balance of larger ornaments.
This durable decoration is built to last, safeguarding the printed message against bumps and scratches, making it a reliable holiday keepsake. Weighing only half an ounce, it is light enough to hang without stressing tree branches, ideal for placement alongside larger baubles. It serves as a thoughtful Christmas present for teens or professionals in the legal field, sparking smiles and lighthearted conversation during family gatherings. Whether used as a main accent or a subtle detail, this ornament brings a unique, cheeky flair to your seasonal tree while celebrating a love for clever quips.
