Christmas Ornament Gift for Kids A Funny Guide Keepsake for the Holidays
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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This heart-shaped ornament is ideal for guides, instructors, or anyone who appreciates sarcasm with a good heart. It's a wonderful Christmas gift for kids, teenagers, coworkers, or friends - fantastic for stocking stuffers, Secret Santa exchanges, or simply to show your appreciation for their patience and expertise. It's a charming keepsake to celebrate the holidays and the unique personalities of those we admire.
Crafted from durable MDF, this ornament boasts a high-gloss plastic finish and vibrant, edge-to-edge printing via sublimation, ensuring long-lasting color and a beautiful appearance. The lightweight design and festive gold cord make it easy to display, adding a touch of personality to any Christmas tree or holiday decor.
Share a laugh and celebrate the spirit of the season with this unique and memorable Christmas ornament, designed to bring joy and a touch of sarcasm to any home—make it yours and spread a little holiday cheer!
- A thoughtful pick for the guide in your life, this charming Christmas tree ornament adds a touch of playful humor to any holiday display, crafted from durable MDF and featuring a vibrant, edge-to-edge printed design that will last for years to come.
- Ideal for the Christmas season and beyond, this durable heart ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, ensuring it can withstand playful handling from children or pets while adding a unique and memorable touch to your festive décor.
- Built for lasting enjoyment, this ornament is precisely 2.75 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, making it a lovely size for adorning your Christmas tree or hanging as a charming keepsake, it ships with a festive gold cord for simple.
- Showcasing a delightfully sarcastic message, this ornament allows you to playfully express your appreciation for the guide with the quote 'I'm A Guide. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.
- Make it yours and bring a smile to a guide's face this Christmas, creating a lasting holiday memory with this unique and funny ornament, sure to become a cherished addition to their festive decorations.