Christmas Unique Gifts from Florist Friends, Funny Sarcasm Tumbler for Florist Men Women, I'm A Florist Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the seasons with a playful, practical gift that any florist will appreciate. This laser-engraved tumbler delivers both daily utility and a wink of humor, perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or just because.
- Laser-engraved design: permanent, fade-proof inscription that won’t wear off with use (not printed or vinyl).
- Material & finish: black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look and durable everyday use.
- Capacity: available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to suit your loved one’s caffeine routine or hydration needs.
- Insulation: double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours.
- Lid: clear, spill-resistant lid included for secure serving on the go.
- Care: easy to hand wash and ready for daily use at the shop, in the studio, or on the road.
- Cup holder compatibility: fits most standard cup holders, making it ideal for commutes, travel, and errands.
- Gift-ready appeal: the witty Florist quote adds a memorable, conversation-starting touch that colleagues and friends will love.
Whether you’re shopping for a dedicated florist or a fan of their witty perspective, this tumbler blends practicality with personality. Use it for your daily coffee while arranging stems, or as a standout gift that shows you understand their craft and humor. The durable build and temperature-holding performance make it a trusted companion through busy days, late orders, and scented flower workshops alike.