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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A playful, conversation-starting addition to your holiday décor, this clerk-themed ornament brings humor to the tree without sacrificing style. Featuring the bold message “I'M A CLERK. JUST LIKE A NORMAL CLERK EXCEPT MUCH HOTTER,” it’s designed for the modern professional who loves a lighthearted nod to their role.
- Shape: Heart- or circle-shaped ornament (designed as a compact, festive keepsake)
- Size: Approximately 2.75 inches in height/diameter, a lightweight accent for any tree
- Material: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic coating for resilience
- Finish: Bright white surface that makes the black print pop
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid, long-lasting color
- Hanging cord: Gold-toned cord that adds a touch of elegance and easy display
- Weight: About 0.5 ounces, designed to stay securely on branches of all sizes
- Safety & versatility: Lightweight and pet-friendly, suitable as a standalone gift or part of a festive gift basket
This ornament blends charm and practicality: it’s easy to hang, durable enough for years of holiday use, and sized to fit alongside other tree decorations. The witty clerk-centric message speaks to coworkers, partners, and friends who appreciate humor paired with heartfelt appreciation. Whether you’re gifting a spouse, a colleague, or a fellow admin pro, this keepsake adds a memorable sparkle to the season and a playful reminder that everyday roles can feel a little extraordinary.
