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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate humor every morning with a white ceramic mug designed for comedians and anyone who loves a good punchline. It proudly displays the quote "I Am A Comedian. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong."—a playful message that brings a smile to any coffee break.
- Material: High-quality ceramic for durability and everyday use.
- Color: White glaze with bold black text for clear readability.
- Capacities: Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to suit your coffee habit.
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for quick, convenient use.
- Printed message: Bold typography featuring the comedian quote in a clean, legible layout.
- Gift-ready: A thoughtful present for comedians on graduation, birthdays, or any occasion.
With durability and everyday practicality, this mug fits into daily routines while adding a playful vibe to every sip. The 11oz option is ideal for a quick morning jolt, while the 15oz size supports longer coffee sessions. The printed quote remains readable wash after wash thanks to quality ceramic print, and the microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe design makes it a convenient staple in any kitchen or office. A witty gift that celebrates humor and brings a smile to the comedian in your life.
