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The Crime Scene Technician White Coffee Mug is a witty, reliable everyday companion for forensic science fans and the dedicated professionals who solve crimes. It proudly features the message "Don't Trust A Crime Scene Technician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot," and is available in 11oz or 15oz ceramic white options.
- Size: Choose between 11oz or 15oz capacity to match your caffeine needs.
- Material: Durable ceramic for everyday use and long-lasting enjoyment.
- Color: Classic white mug with a clean, timeless look.
- Care: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for quick heating and easy cleanup.
- Printed Quote: Features the exact line "Don't Trust A Crime Scene Technician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot" for a touch of humor.
- Personalization: Optional customization to include the recipient’s name and sender’s name for a more personal gift.
- Gift Occasion: An ideal present for Christmas or any occasion that celebrates crime scene technicians and forensic enthusiasts.
This mug delivers more than a joke: it merges practical daily use with a playful nod to the world of forensic science. Perfect for early-morning lab or office routines, it’s easy to clean after long shifts, and the larger 15oz option is great for those who reach for an extra cup during investigations. Personalization adds a thoughtful touch, making it a memorable gift that colleagues, friends, and family will appreciate year-round.
