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Crime Scene Technician Heart Ornament - Am A Crime Scene Technician Dad. Just Like A Normal Dad Except Much Cooler
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 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

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Celebrate the pride of a crime scene technician with a playful, heart-shaped ornament built to be displayed year after year. This keepsake is perfect for crime scene technician dads, moms, friends, or coworkers who love a little humor with their hard work: "I Am A Crime Scene Technician Dad. Just Like A Normal Dad Except Much Cooler."

  • Shape & inscription: Heart-shaped ornament featuring the exact message: "I Am A Crime Scene Technician Dad. Just Like A Normal Dad Except Much Cooler."
  • Material & finish: Durable MDF construction with a high-gloss, vibrant finish that stays bright over time.
  • Color & design: Bold colors designed for longevity and visibility on holiday displays.
  • Hanging method: Includes a gold hanging cord for quick, easy display on Christmas trees, doors, or walls.
  • Gift-ready & versatility: Thoughtful gift for crime scene technicians and admirers; suitable for Christmas, birthdays, or workplace celebrations.
  • Household-friendly: Lightweight and sturdy, ideal for homes with kids or pets.

This ornament offers more than decorative charm. It uniquely honors a crime scene technician's dedication with humor that’s personal and celebratory, turning any tree or display into a conversation starter. The sturdy MDF build and protective high-gloss finish resist daily wear, ensuring the message remains vivid for years. The included gold cord makes hanging effortless, while the compact size fits neatly on most trees, mantles, or wall displays. Whether you're shopping for a dad, mom, friend, or coworker, this ornament delivers a memorable, niche gift that stands apart from generic decor—perfect for Christmas, birthdays, or a playful office gift.

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