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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet the Dachshund Dog Lover White Coffee Mug—a cheerful staple for dachshund owners and fans who love their daily coffee (or tea). Featuring the playful line, "You Can't Tell Me What To Do. You're Not My Dachshund." it's as much a smile as it is a statement.
- Size: Available in 11oz and 15oz options to fit your sipping preference.
- Material: White, high-quality ceramic with a smooth, durable glaze.
- Print: Bold, long-lasting graphic that proudly displays the quote "You Can't Tell Me What To Do. You're Not My Dachshund."
- Care: Microwave safe and dishwasher safe for easy, everyday use.
- Gift-ready: An ideal present for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or just-because moments for any dachshund lover.
Designed for daily enjoyment, this mug blends a lighthearted message with practical utility. The two size options let you choose the right volume for strong morning coffees or relaxing afternoon tea. The ceramic build provides a solid, balanced feel in the hand, while the dishwasher-safe finish keeps the design vibrant wash after wash. Whether used at home, in a busy office, or as a thoughtful gift, it’s a reliable companion that adds a touch of personality to every sip.
