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Add a touch of humor and professional pride to any space with this Database Administrator Circle Ornament. Perfect for the office, a home workspace, or as a thoughtful gift for data enthusiasts. It features the message: "I May Be A Database Administrator, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."
- Material and finish: White circle ornament made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for bright, vivid colors.
- Durability and safety: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, ideal for households with children or pets.
- Hang-ready design: Festive gold cord included for easy hanging on Christmas trees, walls, or desks.
- Versatile display options: Suitable as a Christmas ornament or desk/display accent in any room or office.
- Ideal gift and audience: A humorous, thoughtful gift for database administrators, data professionals, coders, or anyone who loves computers, coding, or data analysis.
This ornament delivers more than a laugh. It celebrates the hard work of database professionals by combining a playful message with a durable, premium finish that stands up to daily display. The lightweight design and included hanging cord make it simple to add to a tree, hang in an office, or place on a shelf without worry. Its bright colors and glossy surface catch the eye, helping conversations spark about data, coding, and teamwork—perfect for gifting, cheering up a colleague, or personalizing a workstation.
