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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Step into the world of data with a touch of holiday sparkle and celebrate the tech minds who keep information flowing. This heart-shaped ornament features the witty statement, "All men are created equal but the coolest become a database administrator," turning any Christmas tree into a tribute to these dedicated professionals. Designed for office teams, IT staff, and colleagues who appreciate a clever nod to their daily grind, this gift honors the unsung heroes behind smooth database operations.
- Material Composition: Constructed from durable MDF board and finished with a protective high-gloss plastic coating for resilience in busy environments.
- Print Technology: Utilizes edge-to-edge sublimation printing to ensure the quote remains vivid and maintains readability through years of use.
- Design Profile: Shaped as a sturdy yet lightweight heart to minimize fall damage while maintaining a substantial aesthetic presence.
- Home Safety: The lightweight construction creates a safer option for households with pets or children compared to heavier ceramic alternatives.
Whether displayed on a family tree, a coworker's desk, or hung in a shared office space, this ornament becomes a lasting reminder of the skill and humor that drive data workflows. It delivers a laugh with lines recognizing technical roles, reminding recipients that their contributions are valued. Providing a memorable holiday token specifically curated for the tech crowd, this item offers a festive charm that respects their dedication while bringing a smile to faces familiar with the digital backend.
