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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This oval ornament offers a playful tribute tailored specifically for database administrators and technical professionals during the holiday season. Celebrating their critical role in managing organized information, the piece prominently displays the statement: "All men are created equal but the coolest become a database administrator."
- Durable Construction: Crafted from solid MDF encased in a high-gloss plastic finish for long-lasting protection.
- Secure Hanging: Equipped with a gold cord ready for immediate display on trees or shelves.
- Precise Dimensions: Features a compact size measuring 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick.
- Vibrant Print: Utilizes sublimated printing technology to ensure the design remains vivid and covers the entire surface.
- Impact-Resistant Design: The sturdy oval shape prevents breakage, making it suitable for busy home or office environments.
Adorning a tree or workspace with this item transforms standard celebration decor into a recognition of specialized technical expertise. Its lightweight profile ensures easy handling during holidays, while the glossy finish protects the edge-to-edge color retention from fading season after season. Suitable for holiday parties, corporate gift exchanges, or personal enjoyment, it adds a personalized touch to any setting without occupying excessive space. Whether used to celebrate a colleague’s skills or inspire daily smiles within a tech team, this piece provides a tangible reminder of professional identity amidst the festive atmosphere.
