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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Show off personality with a white ceramic coffee mug designed for Dealer enthusiasts and anyone who enjoys a bold, playful statement. The mug features the line “I'm A Dealer. Just Like A Normal Dealer Except Much Hotter.”, making it a standout gift for birthdays, graduations, or everyday office humor.
- Two size options: 11oz or 15oz capacity to suit a quick espresso or a full morning brew.
- Premium ceramic: Sturdy construction built for daily use and durable long-term performance.
- Printed message: Crisp typography on a white background displays the exact quote, ready to spark smiles.
- Care and convenience: Microwave and dishwasher safe for easy heating and effortless cleaning.
- Ideal gift choice: A unique, humorous present for Dealers, graduates, birthdays, or special occasions.
Whether it’s fueling a busy workday, celebrating a milestone, or simply sharing a lighthearted nod to the Dealer lifestyle, this mug blends practicality with personality. Its durable ceramic, easy-care design, and bold message make it a memorable everyday accessory that recipients will reach for again and again.
