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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the holidays with a playful touch for fans of the dealer scene. This circle ornament is the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good joke and a unique keepsake, featuring the cheeky line: “I'm A Dealer. Just Like A Normal Dealer Except Much Hotter.”
- Quotable Message: “I'm A Dealer. Just Like A Normal Dealer Except Much Hotter.” — a humorous line that adds personality to holiday decor
- Construction & Finish: Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating for durability and a polished, gift-ready look
- Perfect For: Dealer enthusiasts, men and women, friends, and family — a playful gift that sparks conversation
- Occasions: Ideal for Christmas, birthdays, and other celebrations; a lighthearted ice-breaker for gatherings
- Display Versatility: Circle ornament design that fits on Christmas trees, shelves, or desks; easy to hang and display in any room
This ornament brings a touch of humor to holiday decorating without overwhelming the space. Its durable MDF construction and timeless circle design support year-after-year display, turning a simple gift into a memorable keepsake. Whether you’re shopping for a favorite dealer enthusiast or searching for a distinctive gag gift, this ornament offers a thoughtful, conversation-worthy addition to any home or office decor.
