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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This bold rope bracelet blends toughness with playful attitude for fans of the Dealer lifestyle. The exact engraved phrase "I'm A Dealer. Just Like A Normal Dealer Except Much Hotter." sits on a black stainless steel plate, paired with a sturdy interlaced rope for everyday wear.
- Engraved quote: Features the exact message "I'm A Dealer. Just Like A Normal Dealer Except Much Hotter." carved into a durable black stainless steel element, complemented by an interlaced rope design.
- Material and finish: Black stainless steel component paired with interlaced rope; designed to resist rust, corrosion, and tarnishing for lasting shine.
- Adjustable fit: Flexible sizing from 3.34 inches to 9.84 inches to accommodate most wrist sizes with comfort.
- Color and design: Sleek black color with a rugged rope motif for a modern, versatile look that works with casual and dressier outfits.
- Gift-ready packaging: Comes in a beautiful organza bag, making it an easy, thoughtful graduation gift or novelty present for Dealer enthusiasts.
- Ideal for gifting and occasions: Perfect as a graduation keepsake or a playful gift for anyone who loves the Dealer lifestyle and a bold, confident accessory.
This bracelet offers a distinctive way to express personality and sense of humor while staying practical for everyday wear. Its adjustable length ensures a comfortable fit on a wide range of wrists, and the durable, rust-resistant materials provide reliable wear over time. The engraved quote adds a unique touch that stands out in casual settings and celebratory moments alike, and the organza bag makes gifting simple and presentable—great for graduates, friends, and family members who appreciate a playful, statement accessory.
