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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the season with a playful, durable snowflake ornament crafted in premium stainless steel. Designed for the dealer in your life—colleagues, family, or friends—it adds a touch of humor to any desk, shelf, or Christmas tree. Featuring the message: "I'm A Dealer. Just Like A Normal Dealer Except Much Hotter."
- Material: Premium stainless steel for lasting durability and safety in any space.
- Size: 3.14 inches in diameter, a compact, easily displayable size for desks, shelves, or trees.
- Design: Snowflake ornament with a bold, humorous quote that doubles as a conversation starter.
- Finish: Silver-tone stainless steel that resists tarnish and maintains a polished look over time.
- Construction: Shatterproof design to withstand everyday use in home or office environments.
- Gift suitability: Ideal for dealer friends, family, or coworkers; a thoughtful and lighthearted Christmas gift.
This ornament delivers more than décor—it’s a practical keepsake that stands up to daily display, travels well for gift exchanges, and brings smiles during holiday gatherings. The durable, low-maintenance material means it can be displayed year after year without special care. Its humor bridges gaps, making it a memorable gift for both men and women across professional and personal relationships. Whether you’re decorating a desk, shelf, or tree, this snowflake ornament adds personality without clutter and helps create festive moments that last.
