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Celebrate the craft of directing with a playful, collegiate vibe—a director-themed oval ornament that’s ideal for fans, colleagues, and anyone who loves the film industry. It features the exact message, "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Director," printed on a bright white, durable surface.
- Material: MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for vibrant, long-lasting color
- Shape & Surface: White oval ornament with edge-to-edge print
- Size: 3.25" tall and 1/8" thick
- Printing: Sublimation printing to preserve sharp text and imagery
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for easy display
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, suitable for households with kids or pets
- Use: Ideal for Christmas trees, mantels, desks, or office decor
This ornament delivers a memorable, conversation-starting keepsake that commemorates a passion for directing. Its durable construction and vivid print ensure the message remains legible and eye-catching year after year, making it a thoughtful gift for directors, aspiring filmmakers, or anyone who admires the filmmaking process.
