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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the skill, dedication, and sense of humor of surgeons and healthcare professionals with a heart-shaped ornament that fits beautifully on a Christmas tree, a desk, or a mantel. It combines professional pride with personality in a lightweight, easy‑to‑display piece.
- Material: Solid MDF core with a durable high‑gloss plastic finish for lasting shine and simple cleaning.
- Design: Classic white, heart‑shaped ornament with bold, easy‑to‑read printed text.
- Printed Quote: "I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can't Fix Stupid People." for a lighthearted, relatable touch.
- Display Cord: Festive gold cord included for quick hanging on a Christmas tree, wall hook, or mantel.
- Weight & Safety: Lightweight construction designed for easy placement and safer use around homes with children or pets.
- Ideal For: A thoughtful humorous gift for surgeons, medical students, nurses, and other healthcare professionals—great for office decor or home cheer.
- Care: Wipe‑clean surface helps maintain brightness through many holidays and seasons.
This ornament goes beyond simple decoration by delivering a relatable nod to the medical profession while adding warmth to any space. Its durable finish ensures a bright, year‑round accent, and the included gold cord makes setup effortless in clinics, homes, or holiday displays. A memorable gift that sparks conversation among colleagues, patients, and guests, ideal for surgical teams, medical students, or anyone who appreciates a lighthearted tribute to medicine.
