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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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For executives, assistants, and the fans who admire their calm under pressure, this bracelet blends professional polish with a playful twist. It features the memorable message: "Keep Calm Or I Will Use My Executive Assistant Voice," rendered in a sleek Glide lock Clasp design.
- Length: 9.05 inches with an adjustable fit for a comfortable, secure wear.
- Materials: Crafted from silver-tone metal, paired with black stainless steel and silicone for durability and everyday comfort.
- Clasp: Glide lock Clasp provides quick on/off and a reliable closure for daily wear.
- Durability: Designed to resist rust, corrosion, and tarnishing to maintain its look over time.
- Design: Unisex style that suits both men and women, ideal for work, casual wear, or gifting occasions.
- Gift packaging: Ships in a premium gift bag, ready for birthdays or as a thoughtful colleague or friend present.
This funny yet meaningful Executive Assistant bracelet serves as a lighthearted nod to the multitasking prowess that defines the role. It’s a tangible way to acknowledge hard work, bring a smile to their day, and offer a daily reminder to stay composed in chaotic moments. Its durable construction and comfortable fit make it suitable for all-day wear, while the unisex design ensures it resonates with a wide range of recipients—from coworkers and family to friends who appreciate a clever, relatable gift.
