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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Lightweight, star-shaped ornament that blends office humor with festive charm. Perfect for Executive Assistants and coworkers who love a lighthearted touch, it features the playful line "Keep Calm Or I Will Use My Executive Assistant Voice".
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a durable, polished look that resists breaking.
- Printing & Colors: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors that stay vibrant over years of use.
- Design & Shape: Star-shaped ornament designed to brighten desks, trees, or wall displays in the office or at home.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for easy hanging and quick decorating during the holiday season.
- Safety & Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy, making it suitable for households with children or pets.
- Gift Value: A unique, humorous gift idea for Christmas, coworkers, or friends who appreciate executive‑style humor.
This ornament adds a touch of personality to any workspace or living area, turning a simple decoration into a memorable moment of levity. Its durable construction and vibrant print make it a keepsake that owners will enjoy year after year, whether as a holiday accent, a Secret Santa surprise, or a thoughtful thank-you to an executive assistant who keeps things running smoothly.
